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The Ten Worst Things That Could Happen On Your Way to Work

 
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1.         You have to drive on twisty, curvy roads and the fog is so thick you can’t see past the front of your car.

 2         A deer runs out in front of you.

3.         You hit the deer, but it gets up and runs off, unhurt.

4.         A dog runs out in front of you after that.

5.         You skidded out of the way to miss the dog and hit a parked car.

6.         You sit and cry because you’re so happy the deer and dog are okay.

7.         Your car quits running at a stop sign.

8.         A mile from work, you realize you forgot to put on your pants/skirt under your coat.

9.         You drove past the coffee shop while you noticed you didn’t have all your clothes on.

10.       You forgot to put your teeth in.